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 Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain.
[ ] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees.
 Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation.
[ ] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.
[ ] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. (I am a woman, and I'm happy that way, but it doesn't turn me on.)
 Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.
[ ] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape.
[ ] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
[ ] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child.
 Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.
[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.
[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting.
[ ] Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents.
[ ] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation.
[ ] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).
[ ] Food play: sexual arousal from food.
[ ] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.
[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.
 Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.
[ ] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.
[ ] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.
 Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family.
[ ] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.
[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.
 Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.
[ ] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia.
[ ] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.
[ ] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia.
[ ] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines.
[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.
[ ] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.
[ ] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses.
[ ] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.
 Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors.
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.
[ ] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.
[ ] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger.
[X] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (Depends on what it is)
[ ] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes.
[ ] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire.
[ ] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour.
[ ] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.
[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.
[ ] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters.
[ ] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex.
[ ] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to Necrophilia.
[ ] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles.
[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.
[ ] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous features.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer.
[ ] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair.
[ ] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on.
[ ] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine.
[ ] Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina).
[ ] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.)
[ ] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners.
[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy.
[ ] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals.
[ ] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals.
[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.
[ ] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.
[ ] Breast fetishism.
[ ] Breast expansion fetishism.
[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.
[ ] Diaper fetishism.
[ ] Doll fetish.
[ ] Fat fetishism.
[ ] Foot fetishism.
[ ] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.
[ ] Hand fetishism.
[ ] Hip fetishism.
[ ] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.
[ ] Impregnation fetish.
[ ] Medical fetishism.
[ ] Navel fetishism.
[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia).
[ ] Panty fetishism.
[ ] Pregnancy fetishism.
[ ] Robot fetishism
[ ] Shoe fetishism
[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism
[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia).
[ ] Spandex fetishism.
[ ] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia).
[ ] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.
[ ] Transformation fetish.
[ ] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.